Abhasgun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying goose.

Abhasgun created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abhasgun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abhasgun, he will curse you with boils.

Abhasgun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Abhasgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Abhasgun's name in vain.

5. Put Abhasgun first in all things.