Gomafnegvon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless spider.

Gomafnegvon created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomafnegvon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomafnegvon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gomafnegvon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gomafnegvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.