Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awesome camel.

Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw, he will be mildly annoyed.

Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Largniggess Xenvabhonsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.