Flislarnhub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong deer.

Flislarnhub created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flislarnhub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flislarnhub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flislarnhub's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flislarnhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flislarnhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.