Citcipgam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise goat.

Citcipgam created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcipgam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citcipgam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Citcipgam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Citcipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing indigo shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

3. Do not take Citcipgam's name in vain.

4. Never feed carrots to snails while wearing gray jumpers.

5. Never write about special relativity.