Flagxemwat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy warg.

Flagxemwat created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagxemwat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagxemwat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Flagxemwat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flagxemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not listen to music.