Ruttbatlip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane pig.

Ruttbatlip created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbatlip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttbatlip, she will turn you into a goat.

Ruttbatlip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ruttbatlip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing cyan hats.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about nebulae.