Mabhabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring cow.

Mabhabarf created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhabarf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabhabarf, she will come to you in dreams.

Mabhabarf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Mabhabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about nebulae.