Zagcussbum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest cat.

Zagcussbum created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagcussbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagcussbum, it will think nothing of it.

Zagcussbum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zagcussbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Hide if eight sheep approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.