Ceddissxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome swallow.

Ceddissxuck created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddissxuck, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ceddissxuck, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ceddissxuck's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ceddissxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.