Carsakdibloopquillbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental bat.

Carsakdibloopquillbonk created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carsakdibloopquillbonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Carsakdibloopquillbonk, she will turn you into a plant.

Carsakdibloopquillbonk's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Carsakdibloopquillbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never look in ponds.