Sadkadbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving naga.

Sadkadbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadkadbag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadkadbag, he will make you grow a tail.

Sadkadbag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sadkadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lemons to ants while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Always help sick rats.