Dincetdogflowbommutraw is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous coyote.

Dincetdogflowbommutraw created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincetdogflowbommutraw, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dincetdogflowbommutraw, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dincetdogflowbommutraw's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dincetdogflowbommutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Hide from blue eagles for they are unholy.