Fenzodlat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart deer.

Fenzodlat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenzodlat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenzodlat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenzodlat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fenzodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.