Wabfonhas is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, competent fly.

Wabfonhas created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfonhas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wabfonhas, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wabfonhas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wabfonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.