Afortlik Taplarpfliglan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil hamster.

Afortlik Taplarpfliglan created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afortlik Taplarpfliglan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afortlik Taplarpfliglan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Afortlik Taplarpfliglan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Afortlik Taplarpfliglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hop in holy places.