Bonkkikcem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing lobster.

Bonkkikcem created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkikcem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkkikcem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bonkkikcem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bonkkikcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bonkkikcem on top of all buildings.

5. Put Bonkkikcem first in all things.