Bafstragsis is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced beaver.

Bafstragsis created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafstragsis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafstragsis, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bafstragsis' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bafstragsis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.