Xuckannib is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing centaur.

Xuckannib created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckannib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xuckannib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xuckannib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuckannib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.