Kimbarngig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced rat.

Kimbarngig created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbarngig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimbarngig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kimbarngig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kimbarngig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Kimbarngig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Kimbarngig.