Fagcenvol is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent grasshopper.

Fagcenvol created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagcenvol, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fagcenvol, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fagcenvol's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fagcenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.