Largruthom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak narwhal.

Largruthom created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Largruthom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largruthom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Largruthom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Largruthom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never wear yellow corsets.