Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional snail.

Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Vadbutrutt Gepnibzed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help gulls.