Budlarnbag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain camel.

Budlarnbag created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlarnbag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budlarnbag, she will turn you into a rock.

Budlarnbag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Budlarnbag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Put Budlarnbag first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.