Fonpopkadtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable crane.

Fonpopkadtad created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpopkadtad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fonpopkadtad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fonpopkadtad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fonpopkadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Fonpopkadtad loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Fonpopkadtad's name in vain.

3. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the west.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Do not chop down trees.