Gidjatnut is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet ferret.

Gidjatnut created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidjatnut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidjatnut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gidjatnut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gidjatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Gidjatnut must be the most important thing in your life.