Zogyarphap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane butterfly.

Zogyarphap created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogyarphap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogyarphap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zogyarphap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zogyarphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.