Farnrullsak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical unicorn.

Farnrullsak created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnrullsak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farnrullsak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Farnrullsak's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Farnrullsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs fawn.

2. Farnrullsak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never sprint in the presence of goats.