Lenbonarf Mifxemkab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented scorpion.

Lenbonarf Mifxemkab created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbonarf Mifxemkab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenbonarf Mifxemkab, it will not care at all.

Lenbonarf Mifxemkab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lenbonarf Mifxemkab's Holy Commandments

1. Lenbonarf Mifxemkab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not eat spinach.