Bepkabcem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bepkabcem created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkabcem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepkabcem, she will destroy your home planet.

Bepkabcem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bepkabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing white shorts.

5. Do not make images of living things.