Nabkip is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane
butterfly.
Nabkip created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nabkip, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nabkip, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Nabkip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Nabkip's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured turtles.
2. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing jumpers.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabkip.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never paint your back turquoise.