Cipbudnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless fish.

Cipbudnarl created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbudnarl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipbudnarl, it will make you grow a tail.

Cipbudnarl's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cipbudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at galaxies.