Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate centipede.

Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawsatratdidfentafjapnurt.