Sogdonflab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful sheep.

Sogdonflab created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdonflab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogdonflab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sogdonflab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sogdonflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Sogdonflab on top of important buildings.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sogdonflab.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.