Dodlimtab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart donkey.

Dodlimtab created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodlimtab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodlimtab, it will curse you with boils.

Dodlimtab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dodlimtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never pour water over plants.