Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful owl.

Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit, he will remove you from existence.

Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Babbinstipbif Bapwaddantit on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.