Sanstipbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate chinchilla.

Sanstipbid created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanstipbid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanstipbid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sanstipbid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sanstipbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Sanstipbid first in all things.

5. Never think about nebulae.