Larnwantunlidwap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful jellyfish.

Larnwantunlidwap created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnwantunlidwap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnwantunlidwap, he will ignore you.

Larnwantunlidwap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Larnwantunlidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed bread to mice while wearing green shirts.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.