Bellstiglik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unfair newt.

Bellstiglik created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellstiglik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellstiglik, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bellstiglik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bellstiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Bellstiglik loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.