Negabarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful cow.

Negabarp created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negabarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negabarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Negabarp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Negabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to sheep while wearing indigo shoes.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.