Pinnarzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful jellyfish.

Pinnarzan created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnarzan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinnarzan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pinnarzan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pinnarzan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Pinnarzan on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.