Satdabbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish lizard.

Satdabbet created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Satdabbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Satdabbet, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Satdabbet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Satdabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ants approach from the north.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing white shorts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never run in the presence of eagles.