Hantalleg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud bee.

Hantalleg created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hantalleg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hantalleg, she will laugh at you.

Hantalleg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hantalleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.