Migwottargort is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying hare.

Migwottargort created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migwottargort, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migwottargort, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Migwottargort's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Migwottargort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Migwottargort on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Migwottargort nine times a day.

4. Never sprint near moths.

5. Fast once a month.