Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless hippopotamus.

Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Cedsandrat Xuckgubzodflowzod first in all things.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.