Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane shrew.

Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fummumbossbunvabkonlopmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Always help sick sharks.