Bugrawomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind fish.

Bugrawomt created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugrawomt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bugrawomt, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugrawomt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bugrawomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bugrawomt.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple stockings.