Bog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent wasp.

Bog created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.