Sinfligtig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage bee.

Sinfligtig created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfligtig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sinfligtig, he will cry a lot.

Sinfligtig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sinfligtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.