Negnulldit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent ant.

Negnulldit created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnulldit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negnulldit, he will laugh at you.

Negnulldit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Negnulldit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Negnulldit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Negnulldit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing cyan coats.